Presenting the Laplaw Chair ©,the future of design. A revolutionary product that will pave the way to the ultimate consumer market of tomorrow. The Laplaw Chair © by designer Sasha Lapointe Lawless is honest programmed obsolescence that doesn't lie to you. Made of pure gold* and the highest quality of leathers* at an affordable price*, it is every middle-class individual’s dream.


“I want to rip you off and get rich. I don’t care about you, society or the environment”
- The Design Industry


It is the ultimate cost-effective and high profit-generating design. Everything is already fake (fake leather, fake wood, fake stone, digital identities and plastic surgery, AI and filters). Why not make the epitome of simulation through a QR code digital chair? QR codes will be programmed to stop working, so one will have to pay monthly to keep the materials on their furniture or risk blankness and embarrassment. Presenting the furniture
subscription model where digital updates are brought into your physical home, draining your bank account.

The Laplaw Chair © is generated with a random number algorithm. Each dimension and angle is completely random and created by machines. Humanity is wiped from the entire process. Who needs authenticity and integrity? We listened to consumers, here is the result.


*Conditions apply and are subject to change at the expense of the consumer. Laplaw Chair ©
reserves the right to be exempt of any liability.